In the 1960s and 1970s, Roger Corman established himself as
the king of drive-in cinema, producing a seemingly endless stream of genre
flicks made for minimal budgets and jump-starting the careers of future
luminaries like Martin Scorsese, Joe Dante, Jonathan Demme, and Ron
Howard. By the 1990s, however, the titan of tightwads was losing relevancy.
The theatrical market for genre films was fading, and the video market
was emerging with countless new competitors that looked the same as a Corman
production to the customer on a video store shelf.
Corman’s New Concorde pictures was certainly prolific in
this era, churning out innumerable erotic thrillers, Philippines-lensed action
pics, family comedies and quickie horror franchises for the direct-to-video
market. While none of them became
genuine classics like DEATH RACE 2000 or BOXCAR BERTHA, there were points of
interest that stood above the standard product if only due to Corman’s
hands-off policies that stated that as long as a film contained the
prerequisite violence and T&A, a director could basically do what they
wanted.
Corman also took a curious tactic during this time period –
revisiting proven hits in an attempt to bring them to a new audience. Theatrically, this took the form of sequels,
with unwanted revisitings of well-received Corman offerings like ROCK’N’ROLL
HIGH SCHOOL FOREVER, SATURDAY THE 14TH STRIKES BACK and HOLLYWOOD
BOULEVARD II getting minimal theater playdates before being dumped to video and
being ignored. When Corman struck a deal
with pay-TV channel Showtime to produce a series of “Roger Corman Presents”
films, he took the opportunity again, this time making direct remakes of the
marketable would-be franchises PIRANHA, HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP, WASP WOMAN,
NOT OF THIS EARTH (already remade by Corman a few years earlier) and A BUCKET
OF BLOOD ostensibly for the television market but soon indistinguishable from
any of the straight-to-video product of the time.
(This wasn’t the limit of Corman’s recycling. Even ‘80s titles were fair game for the
remake mill, under the idea that viewers wouldn’t notice the same script being
used again. Katt Shea’s 1990 film STREETS
was remade as 1996’s RUMBLE IN THE STREETS, 1994’s ANGEL OF DESTRUCTION is a
gender-swapped remake of 1992’s BLACKBELT, the script for 1989’s gothic romance
DANCE OF THE DAMNED was back in 1994’s TO SLEEP WITH A VAMPIRE, and 1982’s
FORBIDDEN WORLD became 1991’s DEAD SPACE.
I’d roughly estimate that at least half of Corman’s 90s films were created
from screenplays that had already been made into films.)
The decision to remake A BUCKET OF BLOOD was an especially
questionable one. The original 1959
film, featuring Dick Miller as a dim-witted busboy in a beatnik bar who becomes
an sensation of the hipster art world when he accidentally kills a cat and immerses
it in plaster, is one of Corman’s cleverest films, but it’s one very rooted in
the beatnik era. While it’s highly
entertaining as it pokes fun at artist clichés, it’s very reliant on the
dialogue and the performance of Miller to make it work.
The remake, directed by future “Mad TV” regular Michael
McDonald (and, at the time, a Corman film staple), changes the setting to the
early ‘90s coffee house scene, but otherwise doesn’t tamper with the plot. Some minor nudity is added, and there’s a bit
more gore, but for the most part, the basic structure of the original classic
is left intact. Heck, even some of the
dialogue is done verbatim, including an opening beat poem this time read by
Shadoe Stevens, in fine form as one of the coffee house’s regular patrons.
Missing, however, is Miller’s entertaining Walter Paisley,
whose affable loser persona is replaced by Anthony Michael Hall as a more grim,
aloof Paisley, a character that’s not nearly engaging enough to carry the film. It’s a strange decision, and one that keeps the
1995 A BUCKET OF BLOOD from being more than a pale shadow of the original. While the original feels like a satire in
which a likeable oaf finds himself in an increasingly hard-to-pull-off lie
surrounded by over-the-top characters, the remake just feels like a bitter,
angry, and rather dumb frustrated artist getting revenge on the clearly
satirical characters around him. It’s a
role that’s meant to be played for comedy, or at least sympathy, and Hall plays
Paisley as though he’s ten minutes from writing a manifesto against those who
wronged him.
It’s even more puzzling as virtually everything else about
the film seems to be on a satirical page.
From the Wurst Brothers’ jazzy score to goofy “avant-garde” performance
art to the minor characters played by the likes of David Cross, Will Farrell, Jennifer
Coolidge, Paul Bartel, Mink Stole, Alan Sues and Patrick Bristow (this aired the same
month that SHOWGIRLS, featuring Bristow yelling at Elizabeth Hurley’s pelvis,
was released) to co-star Justine Bateman’s ridiculous German-Italian accent, everyone
involved seems to be aware that A BUCKET OF BLOOD is supposed to be a
comedy. Unfortunately, nobody let Hall in
on the joke.
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It’s not even particularly memorable to the cast. In a 2012 interview with David Cross, he
mentions that he “never saw it” and dismisses it as “another kind of L.A. crowd
all working with each other. I imagine there were other people that I know
there.” It’s a shame, as the 1995 A
BUCKET OF BLOOD is on the verge of being a good film, but never quite gets its
tone together to be more than a cult movie footnote.
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